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“It's funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it's time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's a good idea.”

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Author:Steve Pavlina

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”

“I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin

“Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.”

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Book:The Autobiography, and Other Writings: With Selections from Poor Richard's Almanac and Papers Relating to the Junto

Source: The Autobiography, and Other Writings: With Selections from Poor Richard's Almanac and Papers Relating to the Junto

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

“I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”

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Author:Stephen Fry

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.”

“The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!”

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Author:Eugene O'Neill

“Being seventy is not a sin. It's not a joy, either.”

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Author:Golda Meir

“He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.”

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Author:Dorothy Parker

“Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age, you might even lick him, but you'd lose an eye, an arm, your testicles in the process, everything would be gone.”

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Author:Frank Layden