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“You don't know how to fix the holes in our ozone layer. You don't know how to bring salmon back up a dead stream. You don't know how to bring back an animal now extinct. And you can't bring back forests that once grew where there is now desert. If you don't know how to fix it, please stop breaking it!”

Ifs Knows Animal Know How Grew Please Holes Forests Desert Streams Layers Salmon Ozone Ozone Layer

Author:Severn Cullis-Suzuki

“Had we had all the money in the world to spend and we were doing another studio movie, we probably would have jumped quickly into the Necromonger universe and done an Orpheus Descending movie there. We didn't have that kind of resource. So, we said, this time, "If not that, this time, then what is it? What does this new movie look like?" Quickly, just in talking about it very simply with Vin [Diesel] in his kitchen, we decided on a survival, left-for-dead story, where Riddick could, as a character, reclaim the animal side.”

Ifs World Looks Kind Doe Said Done Character Stories Universe Left Sides Animal Talking Survival Resources Decided Studios Kitchen Descending Diesel Orpheus

Author:David Twohy

“I always find you go back to an animal; it will always show you the sort of primal aspects of behavior. You always know how to respond if you choose that.”

Ifs Knows Shows Animal Know How Behavior Aspect You Choose Primal

Author:Jake Gyllenhaal

“We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.”

“People who have no hold over their process of thinking are likely to be ruined by liberty of thought. If thought is immature, liberty of thought becomes a method of converting men into animals.”

People Ifs Thinking Men Literature Process Animal Liberty Method Ruined Immature Converting Being Immature Mature And Immature Immature People

Author:Muhammad Iqbal

“I do not mean to call an elephant a vulgar animal, but if you think about him carefully, you will find that his nonvulgarity consists in such gentleness as is possible to elephantine nature-not in his insensitive hide, nor in his clumsy foot, but in the way he will lift his foot if a child lies in his way; and in his sensitive trunk, and still more sensitive mind, and capability of pique on points of honor.”

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“A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man in the next table dead, and walked out. Everyone rushed after it, shouting "Stop! Stop! Why did you do that?" "Becuase I am a panda," said the panda. "That's what pandas do. If you don't believe me, look in the dictionary." So they looked in the dictionary and sure enough they found Panda: Racoon-like animal of Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Ifs Men Believe Looks Said Enough Next Found Walks Animal Rooms He Man Shots Tables Don't Believe Tea Believe In Me Asia Dictionary Salad Shouting Pistols Pandas

Author:Ursula K. Le Guin

“Every soul on earth is equally precious, even those of plants and animals. If you see love in one area and not another, then you are not reflecting true love for all creatures on earth, only a deficiency in your senses. The light of love sees no walls.”

Ifs Soul Light Earth Animal Wall Creatures Areas Plant Senses Reflecting Deficiency Plants And Animals Light Of Love

Author:Suzy Kassem

“All field sports people are doing is turning an inevitable necessity into a pleasure. If the animal is going to be killed anyway, why not take pleasure in it?”

People Ifs Sports Pleasure Animal Fields Inevitable Why Not

Author:Clarissa Dickson Wright

“Herein lies our problem. If we level that much land to grow rice and whatever, then no other animal could live there except for some insect pest species. Which is very unfortunate.”

Ifs Problem Lying Grows Animal Levels Land Species Unfortunate Insects Rice Pests

Author:Steve Irwin

“If you respect or love animals you could never eat them. It's that simple”

Ifs Simple Animal Animal Love

Author:Steven Morrissey

“One of the things that I always think about is the emotional sophistication of animals and how much we're learning about the emotional sophistication of animals. If you're eating a pig, you're essentially eating the equivalent of a four-year-old human being.”

Ifs Thinking Years Humans Human Beings Animal Four Emotional Eating Four Years Pigs Sophistication

Author:Bryan Fuller

“So anything that's not absolutely needed, we would cut it [footage] out, which would make me very insecure; everything has to work, and it's a water movie in 3D with a kid, animals. So the more I do that, the more I'm scared of "What if it doesn't go the way we want it?" But we had to do that to meet the budget, otherwise we wouldn't even have a start-date.”

Ifs Way Want Kids Water Animal Cutting Needed Scared Budgets What If Insecure

Author:Ang Lee

“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.”

Ifs Would Be Sex Animal If I Could Ponies

Author:Thom Yorke

“I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.”

Ifs Thinking Heaven Animal Consent

Book:The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

“There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.”

Ifs Giving Kind Two States Whole Night Animal Planets Evolution Republican Unions Response Reverse Monkeys Squirrels

Author:Bill Maher

“I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.”

Ifs Knows Sometimes Animal Stuck Foreheads Squirrels Magnetism Animal Magnetism

Author:Emo Philips

“Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.”

Ifs Animal Alive Folks Restaurants Cows Tanks Lobster

Author:Richard Jeni

“Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.”

Ifs Way Years Suffering Animal Growing Up Growing Years Ago Horrible Video Meat Humane Kosher

Author:Carol Leifer

“If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.”

Ifs Knows Home Would Be Beautiful Sex Animal Horse

Author:Dave Attell

“It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading.”

Ifs Humans Home Might Today Earth Reading Animal Behinds Bears Let Me Careful Planes Be Careful Behind You Stalking Earth Day Going Home Polar Bears

Author:Craig Ferguson

“I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.”

Ifs Way Want Wells Looks Shows Guy Loses Hurt Animal Discovery Tests Suits One Way Bites Pool It Hurts Jimmy Sharks Inventing

Author:Bill Engvall

“My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.”

Ifs Years Feelings Care Three Animal Millions Comfortable Ran Our Time Cows Truck

Author:Greg Proops

“We think we're doing it all. But the animals are doing the real work of holding it all together, and keeping us on our path. As are the plants. It's as if we think the stars and sun and moon and the earth itself aren't doing any work. It's as if we think that all of nature is unintelligent except for us.”

Ifs Thinking Real Earth Together Stars Animal Sun Path Moon Plant Working It Real Work Unintelligent

Author:Jane Caputi