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“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
Source: All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist
Source: What I Hope to Leave Behind: The Essential Essays of Eleanor Roosevelt
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
Source: Twain: Wit and Wisecracks
“Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back.”
“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
Source: Perfect Match
Source: The World According to Dave Barry
Source: The Poisonwood Bible
“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
Source: The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Source: The Magic of Shirley Jackson
Source: City of Ashes
Source: The Poisonwood Bible
“Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.”