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“confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.”
“Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.”
“The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting.”
“If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are.”
“I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.”
“If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back.”
“A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.”
“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.”
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
“Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river.”
“Platitudes and generalities roll off the human understanding like water from a duck.”