“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.” YearsFeetEatingBarsChocolateCrowWrinklesEating ChocolateLove ChocolatesHershey Author:Amy Neftzger
“Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap.” BelieveBookSelfUseShowsLyingWalksWatchesPracticeSunTelevisionExerciseBenefitsEatingSelf ImprovementImprovementChocolateBowlsBedroomCookiesBlanketNapsEating ChocolateImagining Yourself Author:Sark
“Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't hurt either.” ProblemHurtFineEatingWineDrinkingProsperitySolveLuxuryChocolateFine WineEating Chocolate Author:Ernie J Zelinski
“I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel.” KnowsWayFeelsRunningKidsKnow HowEatingFeel GoodIceChocolateCreamCompetingIce CreamMake You Feel GoodEating Chocolate Author:Ashton Eaton
“I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.” MatterPastRememberMy OwnCareersEatingDrinkingKitchenChocolateCakeNutsMilkBoltsChocolate CakeNuts And BoltsEating Chocolate Author:Mike Royer
“Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally.” NeedsHumansStillsRunningShapesMountainEatingIceChocolateCreamIce CreamCyclingBikingEating ChocolateMountain Biking Author:Mark Webber
“My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know, she'd be like keep me away from those chocolate bars, I'm addicted to them. And it's really annoying. So one day I put her in the car and I drove her downtown and I pointed out a crack addict. And I said you see that honey? Why can't you be that skinny?” SaidCarEatingJokesAddictionBarsLikesGirlfriendChocolateCracksHoneyAnnoyingAddictSkinnyMy GirlfriendDowntownEating ChocolateHersheyAlways Eating Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'” MindShowsBoysEatingIceJustifyChocolateCakeCreamIce CreamChocolate CakeGood BoyEating Chocolate Author:Steven Wright
“...That he'd seen...two people, a young man and a woman, sitting on invisible furniture with their feet up, reading books and eating chocolates.” PeopleMenTwoBookYoungReadingFeetEatingSittingInvisibleYoung ManChocolateReading BooksFurnitureEating Chocolate Author:Megan Whalen Turner
“I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.” I CanWalksEatingChocolateWeddingDessertEating Chocolate Author:Malin Akerman
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.” FoodTravelEatingDefinitionsBoxesChocolateItalianRomeVeniceBrowniesFunny ChocolateSweets And DessertsBox Of ChocolatesFunny JourneyEating Chocolate Author:Truman Capote
“I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears.” ThinkingFeelsSometimesRunningMinutesBearsEatingSittingChocolateSwearMonkeysChipsCookiesSitting AroundOne MinuteChocolate ChipsChocolate Chip CookiesEating Chocolate Author:Michael Thomas Ford
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” KnowsFeelingsComedyEatingSittingGenuineBarsOddChocolateCandyToiletsCandy BarFunny ChocolateChocolate BarsEating Chocolate Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.” BookReadingSilenceEatingFatsChocolateSilence IsRest Of Your LifeGood BookEating Chocolate Author:Becca Fitzpatrick