“A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.” PersonsHairHumorousSpotsCombs Author:Rich Hall
“The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other beauty product, I always perceive a dark subtext. The words haunt me. It comes across as humorous to the reader/audience, but in fact the words really do make me a little bit queasy. Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony.” ThinkingWantLittlesFactsProblemLyingFallEasyBitsNaturalLinesDarkAudienceProductsHairReaderLittle BitHumorousBrandsConsumersPerceiveIronyBottlesInherentShelvesNo ProblemWant UShampooSubtextBeauty Products Author:Aaron Belz
“On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my day been caught in the palm of a female hand by the crown, have been violently scrubbed from the neck to the roots of the hair as a purification for the Temple, and have then been carried off highly charged with saponaceous electricity, to be steamed like a potato in the unventilated breath of the powerful Boanerges Boiler and his congregation, until what small mind I had, was quite steamed out of me” MindHeartHas BeensHandsMightFunnyYoungPowerfulTreeFlowerHairSummerBirdHumorousFemaleRootsBreathsCaughtEveningNecksTemplesCrownsElectricityPalmsPotatoesCongregationPurificationSmall MindsYoung At HeartBoilerSummer Evening Book:Novels Source: Novels
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?” IfsInspirationalBookDoneTruthFunnyReadingBeautyHairTruth IsHumorousLibraryWittyMakeupLibrarianLibrary BooksLibraries And LibrariansLibrary CardsHair Stylist Author:Lily Tomlin
“I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.” HairHumorousWeightNineFatsDietsInchesToo ShortFunny InspirationalWeight LossDietingOverweightLose WeightFat PeopleFattyFunny DietMotivational DietWeight MotivationalInspirational Weight LossGood Weight Loss Motivation Author:Shelley Winters
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.” AgeHairHumorousAgingCuresGrayGetting OlderFrenchmenGray HairGuillotineJeevesGrey Hair Author:P. G. Wodehouse