“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” KnowsSaidHumorFunnyMotherFatherBirthEasierHundredDollarsFather Son Author:Rita Rudner
“When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is is no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?” IfsDoeHumorBigsActorsKnownComedyEasierRadicalBreakthroughDepartureComedicPresuming Author:Carol Burnett
“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.” FirstsHumorFunnyInspiringFoodEasierWeightCookingDietsCulinaryNutritionWeight LossSecond ChanceDietingHealthy EatingHealthy DietFat PeopleFunny DietEating Healthy FoodMotivational DietWeight MotivationalInspirational Weight LossGood Weight Loss MotivationInspirational Weight Author:Jackie Gleason
“Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.” MenTwoHumorFunnyTypeEasierClothesSuitsBuyingDepressingBathingNerdyBathing SuitsEasier Times Author:Rita Rudner
“You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.” PeopleFirstsChildrenHumorKidsPoliticalSpeakLanguageParentCitiesEasierTestsFolksQuittingRacistPolitical HumorSpeak EnglishInner City Author:George W. Bush
“My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.” HumorFunnyBreakPiecesEasierGirlfriendMy GirlfriendChristmas Present Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!” IfsWellsHumorKidsFunnyLevelsMinutesDadEasierFiftyYour Dad Author:Russell Howard