“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” InspirationalHumorFunnyAsksMoneyHumorousRainFairsWittyWeatherBankingBankersBack WhenUmbrellaRainy DayFunny MoneyBankers And BanksBanks And MoneyFunny ThoughtsRainy WeatherInspirational RainLending MoneyBest FunnyFair Weather Friend Author:Robert Frost
“The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.” ShouldPlayHumorPoliticsSidesPartyFairsNotionFollyDividedBoth SidesFutilityFair Play Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton
“When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script? That's not fair. That's like if I worked hard to become a cook, and I'm a really good cook, they'd say, "OK, you're a cook. Can you farm?"” IfsWantWritingHardHumorFunnyFairsHollywoodScriptsCooksComedianFarmsNot FairStand Up ComedianGood Cook Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.” IfsMenWantHumorWould BeFunnyWinningFairsCraftsPrizeHandfulJars Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.” HumorFunnyFairsBaseballThirdsTerritory Author:Jerry Coleman
“I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!” ShowsHumorFunnyGuyGamesSexBedFairsPickyFair Game Author:Chelsea Handler