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“The essence of humor is sensibility; warm, tender fellow-feeling with all forms of existence.”

Feelings Humor Form Existence Essence Fellows Warm Sensibility Fellow Feeling

Author:Thomas Carlyle

“Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.”

Men Humor Jokes Humorous Fellows

Book:Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

Source: Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man

“I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.”

Men Giving Kind Mean Sometimes States Humor Happens Political House Process Fellows Speakers Honored Trustworthy Political Humor Illinois

Author:George W. Bush

“This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.”

People Humor Political Citizens Fellows Meetings Political Humor

Author:George W. Bush

“While it may not heighten our sympathy, wit widens our horizons by its flashes, revealing remote hidden affiliations and drawing laughter from far afield; humor, in contrast, strikes up fellow feeling, and though it does not leap so much across time and space, enriches our insight into the universal in familiar things, lending it a local habitation and a name.”

“Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'”

People Want Humor Would Be Funny Fellows Fancy Swim Farmers Cows Dolphins

Author:Bill Bailey

“I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.”

Ifs Ideas Humor Funny Sky Walking Moon Fellows Stranger Evening No Idea

Author:Chic Murray