“I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.” HumorWantedFunnyMetsPaperBrownHatsCowboyTrousers Author:Chic Murray
“I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"” SaidHumorRunningFunnyMovingGuyHellCaughtBarsHeyHatsPairsNervesApologizingRudeCaught UpThis GuyAccessoriesGo To HellSunglassesMustacheHey YouEarringsPonytails Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!” HumorFunnyBaseballHotHatsTonight Author:Jerry Coleman
“Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!” DoeHumorFunnyGuyFallHalfSawsProjectsBoxesEntertainmentTricksDesperateHatsThis GuyMagicianRabbits Author:Chris Rock
“Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.” HumorFunnyFeministHatsMilitantHats Off Author:Milton Jones