“'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.” IfsMenHumorFunnyLaughingLaughterHumorousInstrumentsGood ThingsRateStraws Book:The Works of John Dryden, Volume XX: Prose 1691-1698 De Arte Graphica and Shorter Works Source: The Works of John Dryden, Volume XX: Prose 1691-1698 De Arte Graphica and Shorter Works
“The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.” PeopleNeedsPersonsEnoughHumorAblePoliticalNextRaceGenerationsTaxesRateBudgetsAssetsSenateTransfersPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.” CountryStatesHumorFunnyValuesNumbersTerribleRateBoringPoundsUnemploymentAnthemNational AnthemUnemployment Rate Author:Billy Connolly
“The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.” IfsLongHumorFunnyBitsRealizingRateAverageExpectancyGlasgowLife ExpectancyAverage Life Author:Frankie Boyle
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.” ThinkingShouldLongCountryBodyHumorAbleFunnyWiseFoodColdEatingRateAssBlockCaliforniaDietsVegetarianVeganYou ChooseVegetarianismVegetarian HealthKilling YourselfFree CountryVegan HealthDrivewayVegetarian FoodVegan FoodWise Ass Author:Scott Adams