“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.” LifeDreamHumorFunnyAsksComedySickFollowingHookFollowing My DreamsHook UpBlurry Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.” HumorFunnyLosesComedySickDollarsSevenCaringPensNot CaringBallpoint PensPaper And Pen Author:Mitch Hedberg
“As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em.” FirstsTwoEndsShowsHumorFunnyStrongKeysElementsSickComedianEmsPancakes Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.” HumorFunnyMy OwnToo MuchCuttingHairSickComing OutBarbers Author:Robert Frost
“"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.” SaidHumorFunnyRememberMotherWorstSickTired Author:Bill Cosby
“What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?” IfsGivingTwoHumorKidsFunnyReadingNextPresidentGiving UpConcernedEmptySickMilesSeatsGatesPensAirlineFlyersEmpty SeatsSick Kids Author:David Cross
“I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?” HumorFunnyBrainGenerationsTvsSickTiredOur GenerationHarvey Author:Denis Leary
“I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.” KnowsMenNeedsHumorFunnyDecisionSickSoup Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.” HumorFunnyNewsSickTiredHearing Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'” MenWantKindMomentsDreamHumorFunnyDiesHalfSickMirrorsFatsCompromiseSomedayThat MomentOther HalfLooking In The Mirror Author:Marc Maron
“Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!” YearsHumorFunnyHellWrittenCollegeSickNotesTake MeMumSeventiesTake Me Back Author:Bob Monkhouse