“I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.” ThinkingHumorWantedFunnyJokesTapeBackwardsParrotsRecorders Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'” IfsHomeHumorFunnyMurderKillingRapPocketsGet AwayTapeDemos Author:Chris Rock
“Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.” TryingSometimesHumorFunnyTogetherSuccessfulCuttingJokesFatsTape Author:David Cross
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.” ShowsDreamHumorRealityFunnySexReleaseRetiringAmerican DreamTapePerfumeReality Shows Author:Natasha Leggero