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“Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.”

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Author:Rich Hall

“They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.”

Wells Care Food Humorous Don't Care Flight I Don't Care Call Me Old Fashioned Airports Airline Air Travel

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports.”

Children Humor Kids Funny Parent Born Knowing Baby Humorous Balls Airports Catching Fever Getting High Reflexes Remote Control

Book:The World According to Dave Barry

Source: The World According to Dave Barry

“The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.”

Firsts Humorous Profound Insane Airports Terminal

Author:Beano Cook

“I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck

“I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.”

Humor Funny Hours Food Humorous Airports Procedures Airline One Hour Air Travel

Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

“Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.”

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Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

“Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."”

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Author:Robin Williams