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“Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy get an organ transplant whose insurance company had refused to pay. I thought, if we could save a guy's life in a 10-minute segment on cable, what could we do if we devoted a whole movie to a whole bunch of people?”

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Author:Michael Moore

“We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.”

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Author:Lily Tomlin

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“Communism is like one big phone company.”

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Author:Lenny Bruce

“We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.”

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Author:George Carlin

“Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.”

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Author:George Carlin