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“Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.”

Doubt Policy Humorous Right Thing When In Doubt

Author:Roy Ash

“But scientists, who ought to know Assure us that it must be so. Oh, let us never, never doubt What nobody is sure about.”

Knows Doubt Ought Humorous Scientist

Book:Delphi Works of Hilaire Belloc (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Works of Hilaire Belloc (Illustrated)

“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”

Funny Courage Doubt Humorous Bravery Editors Ironic Columnists Snail Frenchmen

Author:Doug Larson

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.”

“If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.”

“Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.”

Inspirational Needs Doubt Atheism Humorous Witty Hypothesis Greatest Atheist Highness

Author:Pierre-Simon Laplace

“""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile, "fly with me! Be mine! Share with me the wild free life of a barrister! Say that you return the love which consumes my heart - oh, say it!" Here Bob put his hand over a hole in his waistcoat and struck a dramatic attitude.”

Heart Hands Girl Attitude Doubt Share Mines Return My Heart Humorous Dear Holes Dramatic No Doubt Sarcasm Bob Advancing Seductive Countenance Imbeciles Free Life Barristers Wild Free

Book:Uncollected stories

Source: Uncollected stories

“And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they're for.”

People Men Causes Doubt Humorous Profound Insane Arrogant

Author:Billy Joel