“You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.” ThinkingKnowsMenWorldShouldWhitePartyKnow HowExampleHumorousDressesShoesSuitsFarmersLeisurePlasticPigsCostumesBelts Author:Dave Barry
“I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.” HumorFunnyNightMarriedHumorousDressesMemorableGermanyEvery NightPoland Author:Bette Midler
“I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?” MenWorldWantHumorousDressesWittySarcasticBroadsZippers Author:Mae West
“Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?” NeedsFunnyAmericaHumorousDressesOil Author:Bob Hope