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“The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.”

Long Running Mistake Color Humorous Claims Victim Clubs London Stores Reform Gentleman Germany Department Necks Hiding Inches Tied

Author:Mike Harding

“I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.”

Humor Funny Night Married Humorous Dresses Memorable Germany Every Night Poland

Author:Bette Midler

“I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.”

Years Two Humor School Funny Left Felt Humorous Germany Two Years

Book:Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1

Source: Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1

“You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.”

Doe Reason Animal Humorous Germany Sarcastic

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell