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“You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.”

Knows Money Attention Happened Humorous Valuable Reactions Insightful Valuable Things

Author:Steve Jobs

“Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?”

Children Humor Funny Comedy Happened Humorous Parenting Factories

Author:Emo Philips

“Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.”

Knows Children Two Seems School Education Learning Happened Summer Humorous Educational Occasions Public School 4th Of July July

Book:The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.”

Names Happened Humorous Deserve Unexpected Sarcasm

Book:The Arthur Conan Doyle Early Novels MEGAPACK®: 15 Classic Novels

Source: The Arthur Conan Doyle Early Novels MEGAPACK®: 15 Classic Novels

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened”

Source: Memoirs of the Second World War: An Abridgement of the Six Volumes of the Second World War

“He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened.”

Happened Stupid Humorous Statements Denied

Author:Patricia Schroeder

“I tried to think but nothing happened!”

Thinking Humor Happened Humorous

Author:Curly Howard