“American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.” ProblemFunnyAmericaProductsHumorousIncludingFatsConsumersCulinaryNo Problem Author:Dave Barry
“I misled people, including even my wife.” PeopleWifeStupidHumorousIncludingMy WifeMisled Author:William J. Clinton
“There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.” WayHumansHumorFunnyNumbersCarActivityHumorousIncludingDrivingLifestyleTraditionalCanada Book:Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
“In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.” IfsGivingReasonHumorFunnyHumorousShotsDoctorsMedicineIncludingGasHospitalsMeterTetanus Book:Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus Source: Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus