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“I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.”

Brain Pieces Subjects Produce Paper Humorous Capacity Productions Defined Division Frontiers

Book:Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims and other salutary platform opinions

Source: Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims and other salutary platform opinions

“Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.”

Thinking Said Facts Political Politics Wish Subjects Kings Republican Humorous Tests Democrat Making Money Bob Larry Viagra

Author:Jay Leno

“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”

Funny Subjects Clothes Humorous Agree Witty Exception Frank Salons Agree Upon Beauty Salon

Author:Groucho Marx

“The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things.”

People Science Humanity Study Subjects Humorous Profound Insane Theoretical Campus

Author:Richard P. Feynman

“Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.”

Men Inspirational Funny Subjects Humorous Phones Smallest Boast Mobile Mobile Phones

Author:Neil Kinnock

“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”

Source: The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill

“While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things - that's what keeps me going when I'm writing a story.”

People Thinking Writing Stories Subjects Serious Humorous Aspect Agree Pleasant Serious Subjects

Author:Ann Beattie