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“What’s SQ?” asked Evan. “Sexual Quotient.” “What’s that?” “Basically, it’s your odds of getting laid. Everyone has an SQ. just like everyone has an IQ.” “I’ve never heard that term before.” “That’s because I made it up.” “That figures. Finally applying your actuarial skills to what really matters, eh?”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“Making it to the Super Bowl is something few and far between. Many football players never get the opportunity to make it that far.”

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Book:Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

Source: Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

“He had to be nice to me at the moment because he had to be surrounded by people. This was because boys like him were, essentially, pasta. Everyone thought they loved him because they had never been forced to experience the true blandness of him on his own.”

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Book:In Bloom

Source: In Bloom

“People in blind love throw away common sense, conscience and comedy from the life.”

“Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.”

“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”