“If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.” IfsWould BeKidsJobsLeftNeededHusbandConfusedYour HusbandDiapersSo Confused Author:Barbara Steele
“If I hadn’t left Texas, I might not have met the director Terrence Malick, and I wouldn’t have met my husband and I wouldn’t have had the children that I’ve had. Life is interesting like that.” IfsChildrenMightLife IsLeftInterestingMetsDirectorsHusbandMy HusbandTexas Author:Sissy Spacek
“So many women today have become so focused on their children, they've developed these romantic entanglements with their children's lives, and the husbands are secondary. They're left out. And the romantic focus is on the children.” ChildrenTodayLeftFocusHusbandFocusedLeft OutEntanglement Author:Ayelet Waldman
“I explain to you, exactly and truly, how we are circumstanced. A greater portion of our means is unavailable, consisting of a house in S. Springfield and some wild lands in Iowa. Notwithstanding my great and good husband's life was sacrificed for his country, we are left to struggle in a manner...of life undeserved. Roving Generals have elegant mansions showered upon them, and the American people leave the family of the Martyred President to struggle as best they may! Strange justice this.” PeopleMayMeanCountryHouseLeftPresidentJusticeStruggleGreaterLandStrangeHusbandPortionsResentmentElegantMansionsIowaGood HusbandMartyredRoving Author:Mary Todd Lincoln
“This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.” ThinkingKnowsLeftWifeWorstHusbandHeyLiftsDevicesBugsSofasCushionsTrackingUterus Author:Roseanne Barr
“For many years I had allowed my second husband to take credit for my paintings. But one day, unable to continue the deception any longer, I left him and my home in California and moved to Hawaii.” YearsHomeLeftPaintingOne DayHusbandMovedCreditDeceptionCaliforniaHawaii Author:Margaret Keane
“President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.” IfsYearsTwoLeftPresidentHusbandTwo YearsPresident Obama Author:David Letterman
“I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.” FirstsLongHardEnoughHomeOrderGirlPassionLeftExistenceBirthHusbandDenyEveningIntimateMy HusbandCravingPillsBirth ControlPorkDormantSwept AwaySatedBirth Control Pills Author:Roseanne Barr
“The fricassee with dumplings is made by a Mrs. Miller whose husband has left her four times on account of her disposition and returned four times on account of her cooking.” MadeLeftFourFoodHusbandAccountsCookingCulinaryDispositionDumplings Book:Some Buried Caesar Source: Some Buried Caesar
“Before I ran for District Attorney, two Republicans invited my husband and me to lunch. And I knew a party-switch was exactly what they wanted. So, I told Chuck, we'll be polite, enjoy a free lunch and then say goodbye. But we talked about issues - they never used the words Republican, or Democrat, conservative or liberal. We talked about many issues, like welfare - is it a way of life, or a hand-up? Talked about the size of government - how much should it tax families and small businesses? And when we left that lunch, we got in the car and I looked over at Chuck and said, "I'll be damned, we're Republicans."” KnowsWaySaidTwoHandsWantedUsedLeftEnjoyPartyIssuesCarRepublicanHusbandDemocratConservativeRanWelfareGoodbyeMy HusbandLunchPoliteInvitedSaying GoodbyeAttorneyChuckHands UpFree Lunch Author:Susana Martinez
“I miss 'EastEnders.' I loved it. But I was exhausted when I left. They asked me to go back recently - they've asked a few times. I am tempted! But my husband Scott says you have to really think about it. Because, towards the end, I was so exhausted and not sleeping at night. I'm not quite ready for it.” ThinkingEndsNightLeftSleepMissingReadyHusbandMy HusbandExhaustedTemptedSleeping At NightWindsorNot Sleeping Author:Barbara Windsor
“When Im writing, I spend all my time in The Grocer on Elgin buying ready-made meals; I think they are the only reason my husband and kids havent left me.” ThinkingWritingMadeReasonKidsLeftReadyHusbandMealsMy TimeBuyingMy HusbandGrocers Author:Sadie Jones
“I have left all my business and all my husbands; I have taken with me only fair weather and my children, which is as much as I want.” WantChildrenLeftChangeTakenHusbandFairsWeatherMy ChildrenMy Husband Author:Madame de La Fayette
“The most important difference between these early American families and our own is that early families constituted economic unitsin which all members, from young children on up, played important productive roles within the household. The prosperity of the whole family depended on how well husband, wife, and children could manage and cultivate the land. Children were essential to this family enterprise from age six or so until their twenties, when they left home.” WellsChildrenImportantWholeHomeAgeYoungLeftDifferencesRolesWifeEconomicLandHusbandMembersEssentialsSixTwentiesProsperityManageEnterpriseProductiveHouseholdYoung ChildrenWhole FamilyAmerican FamilyHusband Wife Book:All Our Children: The American Family Under Pressure Source: All Our Children: The American Family Under Pressure
“My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.” ChildrenMadeTwoHumorEyeFunnyLeftHappenedHusbandCrossesMy SisterWendyVcrFamily Photo Author:Mitch Hedberg
“When I look around me, I see mostly women who are alone, left by their husbands after their kids grew up, for a younger woman, which is the most common thing, or suddenly abandoned after getting married and left with young children.” LooksChildrenKidsYoungLeftCommonGrewHusbandMarriedGrew UpAbandonedGetting MarriedYoung ChildrenCommon Things Author:Dacia Maraini
“I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me.” KindLeftHusbandUniversityJewMy HusbandFascismBerlinGrandma Author:Cate Shortland
“Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.” MenMadeSaidLeftDecisionHusbandFormerOffensiveUnbelievableOutrageousInsultedUnattractiveGood DecisionDumb ThingsUnbelievable ThingsDumb StuffWhy HerInsulted Him Author:Donald Trump
“My husband and I were in Paris for the weekend and I hated wearing anything that was in style. I really loved '50s dresses, so we started going around Paris and hunting this stuff down. It became like this treasure hunt. From then on, I felt like a pirate every time I left Paris.” LeftFeltStuffStyleHusbandDressesTreasureHatedParisMy HusbandWeekendHuntingHuntsPirateTreasure Hunt Author:Stephanie Seymour
“We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do your thing, I'll do my thing and never the two shall meet." I think we had a healthy competition going through our childhood. But I sort of left the funny stuff to him, I said "You're the comedian, you're the jokester, you do that I'll be the more serious one." You need that kind of balance in the family.” ThinkingNeedsKindSaidTwoArtistLeftStuffChildhoodSeriousLike YouBalanceHealthyHusbandOur ChildrenCompetitionSingersComedianMy HusbandFunny StuffHealthy Competition Author:Rachael MacFarlane
“Everything Bill Clinton has done is fair game. He's a former president. I just don't think that is the most effective way to beat Hillary Clinton, because while all that was going on there were a lot of women who felt for whatever reason great sympathy for Hillary Clinton. Look, if my husband were doing that, I would have left him. I would not have behaved the way Hillary Clinton did.” IfsThinkingWayLooksReasonDoneGamesLeftFeltPresidentHusbandBeatsFairsBillsClintonFormerMy HusbandFair Game Author:Carly Fiorina
“The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this corporate, plastic Borg, this brainwashing they're trying to push. I mean, banning 'father' and 'mother,' banning the word 'husband' and 'wife,' I mean that's so cultic that if I'd of been told ten years ago they were gonna ban words like that, I wouldn't have believed it. They do it with straight faces. I mean, has the left, and of course the controlled-right as well, have they gone collectively insane on a control-freak bent? Or, is there a strategy?” IfsTryingYearsWellsMeanIdeasFacesMotherCoursesFatherLeftAnswersGoneWifeTrumpTenHusbandYears AgoIndependentStrategyInsaneCorporateControlledFreakPlasticBentBansHusband And WifeBrainwashingControl FreakStraight FaceBorg Author:Alex Jones
“She saw herself riding in the passenger seat, Sam behind the wheel. Like two of those little peg people in a toy car. Husband peg, wife peg, side by side. Facing the road and not looking at each other; for why would they need to, really, having gone beyond the visible surface long ago. No hope of admiring gazes anymore, no chance of unremitting adoration. Nothing left to show but their plain, true, homely, interior selves, which were actually much richer anyhow.” PeopleNeedsLittlesLongTwoSelfShowsLeftSidesChanceBehindsGoneSawsWifeCarHusbandSurfaceWheelsVisibleSeatsRidingToysLong AgoInteriorsAdorationNo HopePassengersAdmiringHomelyPegPassenger Seat Author:Anne Tyler
“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.” KnowsStillsTwoLeftLove YouHusbandI've LearnedYour HusbandBrowniesStill Love You Author:H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“...a choice had to be made when your husband said something unkind. Specifically: be cruel, be strong, or sulk. 'Be cruel' by saying an unkind thing back. 'Be strong' by choosing not to mind. But to do this, you have to use up a piece of your love. You have to shave off enough of the love to forgive. After a while, the piece might grow back, but sometimes not. And if you shave off all the soft curves, you'll be left with a sharp-edged love. 'Sulk' by sulking. Sulking is simply delaying the choice to be cruel or strong.” IfsMindMadeSaidSometimesEnoughUseMightChoicesLeftStrongGrowsPiecesLove YouHusbandForgivingCurvesUnkindYour HusbandSulking Author:Jaclyn Moriarty
“All of the Ten Commandments that are good were old; all that were new art foolish. If Jehovah had been civilized he would have left out the commandment about keeping the Sabbath, and in its place would have said: "Thou shalt not enslave thy fellow-men." He would have omitted the one about swearing, and said: "The man shall have but one wife, and the woman but one husband." He would have left out the one about graven images, and in its stead would have said: "Thou shalt not wage wars of extermination, and thou shalt not unsheathe the sword except in self-defence.” IfsMenArtSaidWarSelfLeftWifeTenHusbandFellowsFoolishCivilizedCommandmentsFellow ManDefenceSabbathJehovahLeft OutTen CommandmentsSwearingExterminationSelf Defence Author:Robert Green Ingersoll
“I don't have that many days left," he said as we sat together in the library. "Why would I want to spend them on matters of drainage and overdue accounts? I must husband my hours and spend every one of them wisely. I regret that I didn't come to this realization until I reached fifty years of age. Calpurnia, you would do well to adopt such an attitude at an earlier age. Spend each of your allotted hours with care.” WantYearsWellsSaidMatterCareAgeTogetherLeftHoursAttitudeRegretHusbandAccountsLibraryRealizationSatFiftyI RegretOverdueDrainageCalpurnia Author:Jacqueline Kelly
“When the cold comes to New England it arrives in sheets of sleet and ice. In December, the wind wraps itself around bare trees and twists in between husbands and wives asleep in their beds. It shakes the shingles from the roofs and sifts through cracks in the plaster. The only green things left are the holly bushes and the old boxwood hedges in the village, and these are often painted white with snow. Chipmunks and weasels come to nest in basements and barns; owls find their way into attics. At night,the dark is blue and bluer still, as sapphire of night.” WayStillsNightLeftDarkWhiteWifeTreeWindColdBedHusbandEnglandBlueGreenSnowIceShakesCracksVillageRoofSheetsTwistsWrapsNestsDecemberHusband And WifeBasementsOwlNew EnglandBarnsAtticsHolliesWeaselsPlastersSapphiresSleetChipmunksShinglesGreen ThingsBare Trees Book:Here On Earth Source: Here On Earth
“Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.” KnowsSaidProblemNamesLeftHusbandLeavingHatedIronGoing AwayLeft AloneReluctanceWafflesBusiness Trips Author:Charles M. Schulz