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“I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.”

Stills Minutes Exercise Band Active Smoke Idiot Revealing Lap

Author:James Packer

“Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.”

Home Dream Wonderful Love You Letting Go Like Me Idiot Wwe

Author:John Cena

“He was too tough to experience disappointments and resentments - negative affections. In this nihilist fin de siècle, he was affirmation. Right through to illness and death. Why did I speak of him in the past? He laughed, he is laughing, he is here. It's your sadness, idiot, he'd say.”

Past Speak Laughing Sadness Tough Negative Affection Illness Disappointment Idiot Laughed Resentment Affirmation Fins Nihilist Illness And Death

Author:Jean-Francois Lyotard

“It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is the Nazi.”

Looks Hate Politics Jew Variety Idiot Opponents Nazi Fascists Mustache

Author:James Lileks

“Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.”

Dies Idiot

Author:Bill Ballance

“Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.”

Knows Together Song Five Idiot Chords Bangs Rubbish

Author:Joe Elliott

“When I talk to idiots, I get loud!”

Idiot Loud

Author:Jon Taffer

“The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!”

Lasts Idiot Impressive Bollywood 3 Idiots

Author:Brad Pitt

“The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”

People Country Sometimes Eye America Language Succeed Tables Ignorant Idiot Paris Spokes Expenses Costumes Mischief Foreign Countries

Book:The Innocents Abroad; Or, The New Pilgrim's Progress ...

Source: The Innocents Abroad; Or, The New Pilgrim's Progress ...

“To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.”

Idiot Merit Distinction Generalization General Knowledge

Author:William Blake

“I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.”

Looks Guy Idiot Macho

Author:Will Ferrell

“I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.”

Looks Enough Shows Crazy College Lows My Friends Crowds Idiot Shy Pants Campus Overhead Crazy Things Projectors Being Shy

Author:Will Ferrell

“I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything.”

Knows Art Music Idiot Performing Resentment Resent

Author:John Lennon

“No matter what rallying cries the orators give to the idiots who fight, no matter what noble purposes they assign to wars, there is never but one reason for a war. And that is money. All wars are in reality money squabbles.”

Giving War Matter Reason Reality Purpose Fighting Cry No Matter What Noble Idiot Orators Rallying Squabbles Rallying Cry

Book:Gone with the wind

Source: Gone with the wind

“One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.”

Children Turns Parent Effects Mere Worthy Idiot Visible Household Imbeciles

Author:Georges Courteline

“Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.”

Knows Men Goodness Idiot Good Man

Book:Sons come and go, mothers hang in forever

Source: Sons come and go, mothers hang in forever

“Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.”

Can Do Making Money Idiot

Author:John McAfee

“I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.”

Men Believe I Believe Crazy Idiot Who Cares Skeptical Pitiful Lawmakers Christian Marriage Anti Gay Traditional Marriage Beauty Queen Interracial Marriage Sanctity Of Marriage

Author:George W. Bush

“Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.”

Let Me Boxes Idiot Contentment Chocolate Box Of Chocolates

Book:Forrest Gump

Source: Forrest Gump

“The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.”

Feels Moving Used Culture Aim Complaining Idiot Meaningless Fluffy

Author:Susan Faludi

“Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.”

People Would Be Wise Stupid Calling Idiot Insult Stupid People Classic Insult

Author:Russell Lynes

“Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.”

Wise Missing Idiot Insult Village Insulted

Author:Russell Lynes

“What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.”

Knowledge Idiot Relief Disability Learning Disability

Author:John H. Johnson

“I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know we don't want to read? That's why we're watching TV.”

Knows Want Problem Running Funny Television Tvs News Program Bottom Idiot Watching Tv

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.”

Knows Stills Moving Friendship Wonder Know How Wind Breathe Teeth Idiot Babe Wind Blowing

Author:Bob Dylan

“Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.”

Friendship Wind Mouths Idiot Wind Blowing

Author:Bob Dylan

“Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.”

Break Window Idiot Hacks Unix

Author:Tom Christiansen

“There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.”

Film Actors Idiot Makeup Tattoo

Author:Sean William Scott

“So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.”

People Thinking Acting Bunch Idiot Shells

Author:Todd Rundgren

“Man is an idiot. He doesn't know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even have been that man invented generation by coitus after seeing the grasshopper copulate.”

Knows Men Has Beens Might Know How Seeing Generations Idiot Imitation Copying Imitating Grasshoppers

Author:Augusto Roa Bastos

“I thought Christians were walking idiots.”

Christian Walking Idiot

Author:Josh McDowell

“Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.”

Play Fun Idiot

Author:Elizabeth Banks

“Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.”

Inspirational Humility Fool Succeed Stupidity Idiot Enterprise Statistics Humiliating

Author:Gustave Flaubert

“Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.”

Ifs Would Be Age Today Literature Constitution Ruins Idiot Birthday Seventeen Smallpox

Author:Gustave Flaubert

“Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.”

Years Wit Idiot

Book:Paper Bodies: A Margaret Cavendish Reader

Source: Paper Bodies: A Margaret Cavendish Reader

“I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.”

Way Writing Wanted Screens Idiot

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.”

People Needs Issues Focus Bigger Idiot

Author:Colin Greenwood

“It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done.”

Way Done Language Behavior Tools Rewards Idiot Programming Programmers Programming Languages Idiotic Perl

Author:Erik Naggum

“Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.”

Writing Quality Written Idiot Programming

Author:Bram Cohen

“Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.”

People Giving Might Funny Technology Internet Evidence Thanks Idiot

Author:Andy Borowitz

“The narrow slit through which the scientist, if he wants to be successful, must view nature constructs, if this goes on for a long time, his entire character; and, more often than not, he ends up becoming what the German language so appropriately calls a Fachidiot (professional idiot).”

Ifs Men Want Long Ends Character Science Language Views Successful Goes On Becoming Long Time Scientist Idiot Being Successful Constructs Slits German Language

Author:Erwin Chargaff

“I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just feel like an idiot.”

Giving Feels Character Acting Give Me Cameras Excuse Idiot Shy

Author:Brendan Fehr

“If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.”

Ifs Want Looks Laughing Idiot

Book:Seekers After God

Source: Seekers After God

“There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have raised a lot of eyebrows that I didn't. But I don't look back at those decisions and say, 'Oh God, I'm such an idiot.”

Looks Made Shows Certain Decision Rich Tvs Commitment Raised Idiot Tv Shows Eyebrows

Author:Josh Gad

“I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.”

People Thinking Trying Kind Voice Opinion Idiot Fence

Author:Calvin Harris

“Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.”

Talking Greed Profit Newspapers Idiot Excess Cents Margins

Author:Carl Hiaasen

“I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.”

People Want Feels Laughing Talent Be Good Producers Idiot

Author:William Hung

“I've always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I'm quite likeable. But people who make up their minds based on the image in the papers or a voice on a pop record? They're idiots.”

People Thinking Knows Mind Voice Records Paper Pops Like Me Idiot Know Me Papers Likeable

Author:Jonathan King

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