Best mouths & laughing Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove her: Love lies bleeding.”

Earth Lying Laughing Sun Bed Mouths Rose Bleeding Pleading Love Lies

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Algernon Charles Swinburne (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Algernon Charles Swinburne (Illustrated)

“When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.”

People Ifs Way Two Fighting Laughing Mouths Gun Fists Two Ways

Author:Carl Reiner

“I had this tic where I touch my mouth to my knee, and I'm always screwing up my back. I've had two shoulder surgeries. My doctor just smiles and laughs at me.”

Two Laughing Mouths Doctors Shoulders Knees Surgery Just Smile Smile And Laugh Tics

Author:Dash Mihok

“I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.”

Ifs Long Use Purpose Next Laughing Jokes Mouths Smoke Timing Cigar

Author:George Burns

“Let the dry eyes perceive Others betray the lamenting lies of their losses By the curve of the nude mouth or the laugh up the sleeve.”

Eye Lying Loss Laughing Mouths Perceive Dry Betray Curves Sleeves

Book:Dylan Thomas Selected Poems, 1934-1952

Source: Dylan Thomas Selected Poems, 1934-1952

“I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: How are you? I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: What is God? If you think that the Truth can be known From words, If you think that the Sun and the Ocean Can pass through that tiny opening Called the mouth, O someone should start laughing! Someone should start wildly Laughing Now!”

Ifs Thinking Should God Truth Lying Known Laughing Sun Thousand Ocean Mouths Brilliant Tiny Opening

Author:Hafez

“If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years is they just don't laugh. It doesn't work coming out of my mouth so it's like they taught me 'don't do that. Don't go that way or you'll lose me.'”

Ifs Thinking Way Trying Years Found Loses Laughing Taught Jokes Mouths Dirty Coming Out

Author:Demetri Martin

“Emmett Till and I were about the same age. A week after he was murdered... I stood on a corner with a gang of boys, looking at pictures of him in the black newspapers and magazines. In one, he was laughing and happy. In the other, his head was swollen and bashed in, his eyes bulging out of their sockets, and his mouth twisted and broken... I couldn't get Emmett Till out of my mind, until one evening I thought of a way to get back at white people for his death.”

People Way Mind Eye Age Black White Boys Laughing Week Broken Mouths Corners Newspapers Magazines Evening His Eyes Get Back Gang Twisted Of My Mind Swollen Emmett Till

Author:Muhammad Ali

“Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.”

People Ifs Laughing Missing Mouths What If

Author:George Carlin

“Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.”

People Feels Hands Enjoy Laughing Jokes Mouths

Author:Daniel Tosh

“[Sylvester] Stallone and I were in a meeting for Rocky Balboa. We were laughing about something, and he looks at my mouth and says to the casting director, "Wow, your lip even hooks down like mine does." Then he looked at the casting director and nodded, and I guess that was the nod of saying, "Hire this kid." So yeah, I have a really crooked mouth. They don't work, but I can feel everything.”

Feels Looks Doe I Can Kids Laughing Mines Directors Mouths Yeah Meetings Lips Wow Hook Casting Crooked Casting Directors

Author:Milo Ventimiglia

“That was my earliest maladaptive coping mechanism I forged when I was a kid. I found that my fists weren't going to do any significant protective work for me, so my mouth was it. Making my father laugh was a way to control him.”

Way Kids Found Father Laughing Mouths Significant Mechanism Fists Protective Coping Forged Coping Mechanisms

Author:Ryan Reynolds

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.”

Real Humor Funny Laughing Mouths Tests Comedian

Author:George Jean Nathan

“The earth has a mouth?” Buckley asked. A big round mouth but with no lips,” my father said. Jack,” my mother said, laughing, “stop it. Do you know I caught him outside growling at the snapdragons?”

Knows Said Bigs Earth Mother Father Laughing Mouths Rounds Lips Caught Do You Know Growling

Book:The Lovely Bones

Source: The Lovely Bones

“...looking at him makes her feel like laughing all over - as if she could laugh not just with her mouth but with her eyes, her heart, her very limbs.”

Ifs Feels Heart Eye Laughing Mouths Her Eyes Limbs

Author:Gregory Maguire

“I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had. But there is a part of her that is only for me. You cannot touch it, no matter how hard you might try. And after she has left you I will still be here, making her laugh. My light shining in her. I will still be here long after she has forgotten your name.”

Trying Long Has Beens Said Stills Matter Hard Light Might Names Left Felt Known Laughing Arms Mouths Shining Forgotten Circles Warmth True You My Smile

Author:Patrick Rothfuss

“Well, possibly," I said, feeling my lips twitch again. "But maybe first you would tell us why you chose to manifest yourself in the form of Shirley Temple as last seen on the 'Good Ship Lollipop'?" The demon twirled around, its big pink sash fluttering as it smoothed down its dress and frilly little petticoat. "My grotesque form isn't making you sick with fright?" We both shook our heads, Noelle with a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing out loud. "Shirley Temple at her pinnacle was frightening," I finally told it, "but not in the sense I think you mean.”

“Addie, please." More tears dripped down her cheeks. "Don't be so hard." "Oh, please," I muttered...and that was as far as I got. 'You broke my heart' were the words that had risen to my mouth, but I couldn't say them. That was what you said to a boyfriend, a lover, not your best friend. She'd laugh. And I'd had enough of being laughed at. I'd worked hard to get to a place where it didn't happen anymore, where I didn't move through life like a walking target, where it was just me and my paints and brushes and my big empty bed every night. "You weren't a good friend," I said instead.”

Source: Best Friends Forever: A Novel

“It doesn't eat meat." I said. "It's a herbivore. It's like a big cow." Denna looked at me and started to laugh. Not hysterical laughter, but the helpless laughter of someone who's just heard something so funny they can't help but bubble over with it. She put her hands over her mouth and shook with it, the only sound was a low huffing that escaped through her fingers. There was another flash of blue fire from below. Denna froze midlaugh, then took her hands away from her mouth. She looked at me, her eyes wide, and spoke softly with a slight quaver in her voice, "Mooooo.”

Said Helping Hands Bigs Eye Sound Voice Laughing Fire Heard Lows Laughter Mouths Blue Fingers Wide Meat Spokes Cows Bubbles Flash Helpless Her Eyes Hysterical Huffing

Author:Patrick Rothfuss

“Keep the corners of your mouth turned up. Speak in a low, persuasive tone. Listen; be teachable. Laugh at good stories and learn to tell them...For as long as you are green, you can grow.”

Long Stories Speak Grows Laughing Lows Mouths Green Corners Tone Good Story Persuasive Teachable

Author:Mother Teresa

“...and once at Hana's house, when we stole some blackberry liqueur from her parents' liquor cabinet and drank until the ceiling started spinning overhead. Hana was laughing and giggling, but I didn't like it, didn't like the sweet sick taste in my mouth or the way my thoughts seemed to break apart like a mist in the sun.”

Source: Delirium: The Complete Collection: Delirium, Hana, Pandemonium, Annabel, Raven, Requiem

“there they laugh: they do not understand me; I am not the mouth for these ears.”

Laughing Mouths Ears Understand Me

Book:Thus spake Zarathustra

Source: Thus spake Zarathustra

“As one, they leap, laughing, and that is where we leave them - mouths open, arms spread wide, fingers splayed to take in the whole world, bodies flying high in defiance of gravity, as if they will never fall.”

Ifs World Whole Body Fall Laughing Arms Mouths Fingers Spread Wide Flying Whole World Leap Gravity Defiance Open Arms Flying High

Author:Libba Bray

“She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness.”

Hands Forget Laughing Sadness Mouths Angry

Author:Jonathan Safran Foer

“You could call him," Wes suggests. "Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call all the shots." "As cheesy as all of that sounds," Kimmie adds. "Cheese or not,I know what I'm talking about." He sulks. "I've lived it. I've learned it." Kimmie lets out a laugh. "With who,Romeo? That Wendy girl you paid to date you?" "Oh, and because I don't have a dating history as big as your mouth, it doesn't quite measure up?" "I hate to break this to you, but that isn't the only thing of yours that doesn't measure up." "Wouldn't you like to know?" He grins.”

Knows Bigs Hate Girl Games Waiting Sound Talking Boys Break Laughing Mouths Shots Dating I Hate Paid Add I've Learned Cheese Spectators Cheesy Wendy

Author:Laurie Faria Stolarz

“It is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles; and yet when King Laugh come he make them all dance to the tune he play. Bleeding hearts, and dry bones of the churchyard, and tears that burn as they fall -- all dance together to the music that he make with that smileless mouth of him.”

World Heart Play Together Fall Laughing Trouble Tears Strange Kings Mouths Misery Bones Dry Tunes Woe Bleeding Strange World Bleeding Heart Sad World Dry Bones

Book:Dracula (Fidia Classics)

Source: Dracula (Fidia Classics)

“Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth. "Wait," Grace said. "I think he was going to actually use words." "Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to hear them." Toby pulled Josh's hand away. "Are you my new mommy?" Grace's mouth fell open in shock, and Toby giggled at the sight. "Okay, Tiger," Josh said. "You know I love the sound of your laugh, probably more than any sound in the world, but I will squash you like a grape if you say that to one more woman today.”

Ifs Thinking Knows World Want Said Use Hands Today Speak Waiting Sound Laughing Grace Mouths Okay Sight Yeah Shock Tigers Trust Me Tanks Covering Grapes Squash Josh Toby

Author:Jill Shalvis

“She chews her lip, staring into my eyes. "Okay... Why did you kiss me in Austin?" I laugh softly and she frowns. "Sorry. That one's too easy." My gaze flicks to her mouth and back. "I'd wanted to kiss you ever since Quinton suggested playing spin the bottle, and by that night in your room, I'd run out of willpower to fight it.”

Eye Running Wanted Night Fighting Easy Rooms Laughing Kissing Mouths Okay Sorry Lips Staring Bottles Willpower Kiss Me Austin Your Room

Book:Between the Lines: The Complete Series

Source: Between the Lines: The Complete Series

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