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“In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!”
“It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.”
“Sometimes you just have to hold your nose and jump into something.”
“Ill give you an idea of how Jewish Mel Brooks is: Thats a nose job.”
“A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.'”
Source: Roger Ebert's Video Companion, 1997 Edition
“Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful!”
Source: A Sand County Almanac: And Sketches Here and There
“A good businessman must have nose for business the same way a journalist has nose for news.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
“Everywhere, giant finned cars nose forward like fish; a savage servility slides by on grease.”
“Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently than they do.”
“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller).”
“Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.”
“A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
Source: West with the Night