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“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

“When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”

“I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”