“There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.” PeopleHumorInspirationSchoolDifferencesFameInsightInfamy Author:Ricky Gervais
“My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.” WayHumorSchoolFunnyFatherMorningFeetShoesSnowClockEvery Morning Author:Bill Cosby
“If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?” IfsHardHumorSchoolFunnyLawLawyerLaw School Author:Calvin Trillin
“Don't you love it when people in school are like, “I'm a bad test taker”? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.” PeopleKnowsMeanI CanHumorSchoolFunnyStruggleStupidTestsPaintBrilliantPainterAwfulRelateCanvasMasterpieceCrystalsMinusParkinsonParkinson'sYou Re Stupid Author:Daniel Tosh
“Catholic schools carry out a great mission, to serve God by building knowledge and character... By teaching the word of God, you prepare your students to follow a path of virtue.” CharacterHumorSchoolPoliticalVirtuePathTeachingStudentsBuildingCatholicMissionsWord Of GodServing GodPolitical HumorCatholic School Author:George W. Bush
“Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.” HumorSchoolTogetherAmericaYoungPoliticalIgnoranceClaimsApathyPolitical HumorYoung Life Author:George W. Bush
“Religion is a personal, private matter and parents, not public school officials, should decide their children's religious training. We should not have teacher-led prayers in public schools, and school officials should never favor one religion over another, or favor religion over no religion (or vice versa). I also believe that schools should not restrict students' religious liberties. The free exercise of faith is the fundamental right of every American, and that right doesn't stop at the schoolhouse door.” ShouldBelieveChildrenMatterHumorSchoolPoliticalParentReligiousPrayerLibertyTeacherDoorsStudentsExerciseTrainingFundamentalsVicesFavorsOfficialsPublic SchoolVice VersaPolitical HumorReligious Liberty Author:George W. Bush
“And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad.” KnowsLittlesHelpingHumorSchoolReligiousMillionsBabyBearsMadCourtBurdenGods WillInnocentThrowingSquaresCourt System Author:Jerry Falwell
“I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and from the public square, has left us vulnerable.” BelieveHumorSchoolPastLeftReligiousEffortGenerationsPositive AtheismVulnerableCollectivesSquaresSincerelyExpulsionPast GenerationsCollective Effort Author:Jerry Falwell
“We should throw the Epistle of James out of this school.” ShouldHumorSchoolReligious Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...set fire to their synagogues or schools and bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them.” MenHumorSchoolReligiousFireStonesJewDirtSynagogue Author:Martin Luther