“If you perform on a stage or you sing a song, it's like you sing your song, and then the words go into the air, and then they go into somebody's body through their ears, so it's kind of like penetrating somebody. It's kind of like having sex with somebody - but, obviously, from a great distance.” IfsKindBodySongSexAirStageLike YouEarsDistanceHaving Sex Author:Jarvis Cocker
“It's so easy to pick up a camera, white balance, and shoot people having sex, but I don't think there's anything very interesting about it. You might get off, but that's it.” PeopleThinkingMightSexEasyWhiteInterestingBalancePicksCamerasVery InterestingHaving Sex Author:Sasha Grey
“It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.” PeopleSexParentTalkingScenePrimitiveHaving Sex Author:Gaspar Noe
“There were a couple of instances where what I'm thinking during sex was relevant, so I might as well show myself having sex. I could have gone from a shot of the bed to just showing the ceiling and my thought bubble. Or maybe just show the feet.” ThinkingWellsShowsMightSexGoneFeetCoupleBedShotsInstanceRelevantBubblesMy ThoughtsCeilingsHaving Sex Author:Chester Brown
“When a DL man is out having sex with men, he's not debating whether or not he's gay or bisexual. He has only one thing on his mind: Let me do this and get home to my woman before she wakes up, gets off work, comes home, or starts missing me.” MenMindHomeSexOne ThingMissingGayLet MeWake UpComing HomeBisexualHaving Sex Author:J. L. King
“I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.” WaySexCasesRegretWittyLibertarianIntimacyCommercePowerlessFbiI RegretHaving SexKinkyFunny SexInterstate Author:J. Edgar Hoover
“Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'” KnowsDoneSexRidingExhaustedHaving SexInstructorsAerobics Author:Jay Leno
“Working as a journalist is exactly like being the wallflower at an orgy. I always seem to find myself at a perfectly wonderful event where everyone else is having a marvelous time, laughing merrily, eating, drinking, having sex in the back room, and I am standing on the side taking notes on it all.” SeemsSexSidesRoomsLaughingWonderfulEventsEatingStandingNotesDrinkingJournalistMarvelousHaving Sex Book:Wallflower at the Orgy Source: Wallflower at the Orgy
“Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs.” PeopleFormEnergySexShareDrugMusic IsReleasePrimalHaving SexLive Music Author:Kurt Cobain
“Teenagers used to go to the movies to see adults having sex. Today adults go to the movies to see teenagers having sex.” TodayUsedSexAdultsTeenagerHaving Sex Author:Roger Ebert
“Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.” FirstsSexPunishmentTeenagerHaving Sex Author:Kathy Lette
“I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!” LittlesEyeFunSexGrowsEmotionalCrisisCleanFolksLegsStrangerMessyBaggageHaircutsHaving SexLife CrisisMid Life CrisisEmotional BaggageNew Haircut Author:Ed Robertson
“Anyone observing U.S. politics in recent years could easily conclude that lying about having sex is a serious offense worthy of impeachment, while lying about taking the country to war is hardly worth mentioning.” YearsWarCountryLyingSexSeriousWorthyOffenseObservingHaving SexImpeachment Author:Linda McQuaig
“If you're raised in a household where questions are encouraged, you're the minority. It's sad. One of the things that has resonated the most for me is that, in the '50s, if your sex life was unfulfilling, it was your fault, as a woman. It was never the man's fault. Millions of women thought they were working with faulty equipment. If they couldn't have orgasms from having sex with their husbands, then they were broken. That's insane, and everybody believed it.” IfsMenSexMillionsBrokenHusbandFaultsRaisedInsaneMinoritiesHouseholdEquipmentHaving Sex Author:Lizzy Caplan
“Rock 'n' roll and playing live is very addictive. But you have to really be careful, because you don't want to do it all the time. It's like when you are young and you think if you are not having sex you're wasting your time. But as you get older you realise everything has its place. It's the same thing with performing.... Performing is a great thing to do but you don't want to have to be doing it every night.” IfsThinkingWantYoungNightSexRocksCarefulGreat ThingsPerformingThings To DoRealisingBe CarefulRock N RollEvery NightHaving SexWasting Your Time Author:Mick Jagger
“You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.” KnowsSexHaving SexCondom Author:Owen Wilson
“Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.” WayChildrenSexHaving Sex Author:Barbara Walters