Vampire Quotes
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“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”
“You gotta love an attentive vampire --Kylie”
“I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.”
“Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.”
“I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.”
“Because all bad little vampires see me in the end”
“Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel.”
“You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”
“There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.”