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“A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.”
“Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.”
“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”
“Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.”
“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”
“Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.”
“I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.”
“Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?”
“Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.”