“I'm not a gangster, I'm not a thug.. I'm just me and if I feel like someone is trying to hurt me.. yeah I'm gonna hurt 'em.. if you come and you ain't coming right I'm gonna blow your head off.” IfsFeelsTryingHurtYeahBlowEmsHurt MeGangstersThug Author:Curtis Jackson
“I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"” WantKindHardHumorFunnyWaterDrinkShotsYeahGlassesEightEmsI Am Single Author:Jim Gaffigan
“It depends who they are. If it's Mick (Jagger) or the Old Guard as I call them, yeah, they're the Old Guard. Elton (John), David (Bowie) are the newies. I don't feel like an old uncle, dear, 'cause I'm not that much older than half of 'em, hehe.” IfsFeelsCausesHalfDependsYeahDearEmsUnclesBowieJagger Author:John Lennon
“The left looks at the Constitution and sees things that aren't there and then they find 'em. They look at things that are there and claim they're not there. Like the Second Amendment, nah, nah, it's not there, they really didn't intend that. No, no. Abortion. You can't find it, yeah, there it is, plain as day, see, it's right there in the 14th Amendment, the Tenth Amendment, the Ninth Amendment, the Fifth - no, it's not.” LooksLeftConstitutionClaimsYeahAbortionEmsAmendmentsFifthSecond Amendment14th Amendment Author:Rush Limbaugh
“They think that, if we were just smart enough, we'd be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell 'em, and I do tell 'em, Oh, we're plenty smart, oh yeah - we know what's goin' on. And we don't like what's goin' on. And we're not gonna let them tell us to sit down and shut up.” IfsThinkingKnowsWantEnoughAblePolicySmartDown AndYeahPlentyEmsShut Up Author:Sarah Palin
“There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.” KnowsFeelsWellsTwoSufferingBoysLonelinessTerribleMountainJokesYeahMiseryEmsUnhappinessPortionsResortsElderlyOld JokesAnnie HallMisery And Suffering Author:Woody Allen
“My job, my mission, the reason I’ve been put onto this planet, is to save wildlife. And I thank you for comin’ with me. Yeah, let’s get 'em!” ReasonJobsPlanetsYeahMissionsEmsWildlife Author:Steve Irwin
“Take your diamonds and throw em up like you're bulimic. Yeah, the beat cold, but the flow is anemic.” Like YouColdBeatsFlowYeahEmsDiamond Author:Kanye West
“Harriet Jones: Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? It's more like, um... Rose Tyler: Bad breath. Harriet Jones: That's it! The Doctor: Calcium decay. Now that Narrows it down!.. Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. What else - what else? Hyphenated surnames. Yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius! Mickey Smith: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, great! We can write 'em a letter.” IfsWritingMadePlanetsCreaturesLettersDoctorsBreathsYeahRoseSmellEmsDecayPardonLike SomethingFartMickeyCalciumBad BreathSurnames Author:Russell T Davies