“Well, you have to understand where we came from. We are not here because we decided 10 years ago that we were going to be x-size company, and, oh, yeah, Jackson would be a good headquarters. We work here in Mississippi because we started here, and we are certainly happy here. Those of us working out of Jackson intend to continue working out of Jackson.” YearsWellsWould BeCompanyEconomyYears AgoDecidedYeahSizeWork OutMississippiHeadquartersWhere We Came Author:Bernard Ebbers
“I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds. "Yeah, but you can store this thing." You can store a bed, too - in the bedroom.” WellsHumorFunnyThreeMinutesBedYeahSizeBlowStoresAssKicksZeroSecondsBedroomMattresses Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"” YearsTwoHomeHumorFunnyGirlBehindsBoysSawsFeetSonWalkingYeahSizeMy SonGenesTwelveShut UpGiftedWalking Home Author:Bill Engvall
“Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don't worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along.” IfsLittlesMovingNightPerfectBoysWorryFiguresYeahSticksBottomSizeInchesMamaDollsBarbieBootyBarbie Dolls Author:Meghan Trainor
“I don’t know. D’you think? He’s pretty wide in the chest.” The girl looked at me, and I was frozen. So I said, “Yeah. I work out.” Violet asked me, “What are you? What’s your cup size?” I shrugged and played along. “Like, nine and a half?” I guessed. “That’s my shoe size.” Violet said, “I think he’d like something slinky, kind of silky.” I said, “As long as you can stop me from rubbing myself up against a wall the whole time.” “Okay,” said Violet, holding her hands up like she was annoyed. “Okay, the chemise last week was a mistake.” ThinkingKnowsKindLongSaidWholeHandsLastsGirlMistakeHalfWeekWallOkayYeahShoesSizeWork OutWideNineCupsChestsFrozenVioletAnnoyedLike SomethingHands UpSlinkies Author:Matthew Tobin Anderson
“Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?” LooksMeanSaidEndsYeahSizeGuaranteesReceivingBatsWeasleyFred WeasleyFred And GeorgeGeorge WeasleyGinny Weasley Author:J. K. Rowling
“Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.” DoeMadeSaidEndsHomeFacesChanceSawsReturnMouthsLettersYeahSizeTinyHolidayDragonsEggsChickensWitchMumEasterRecipesPackagesHermioneWeasleyYour MumEaster DayEaster EggToffee Author:J. K. Rowling
“But yeah, Ann [Trason] insisted, running was romantic; and no, of course her friends didn't get it because they'd never broken through. For them, running was a miserable two miles motivated solely by size 6 jeans: get on the scale, get depressed, get your headphones on, and get it over with. But you can't muscle through a five-hour run that way; you have to relax into it, like easing your body into a hot bath, until it no longer resists the shock and begins to enjoy it.” WayTwoBodyRunningCoursesEnjoyHoursFiveBrokenHotYeahSizeYour BodyMilesScalesMiserableMusclesShockRelaxMotivatedJeansBathsHeadphonesHot Baths Author:Christopher McDougall
“My money's on the big Indian,' someone was saying. I peeked up to see that Tyler, Mike, Austin and Ben had there heads bent together, deep in conversation. 'Yeah,' Mike whispered. 'Did you see the size of that Jacob kid? I think he could take Cullen down.' Mike seemed pleased by the idea.” ThinkingIdeasBigsKidsTogetherConversationYeahSizeIndianBentMikeJacobAustin Book:Eclipse Source: Eclipse
“Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek. Travis: You are a geek.” KnowsMadeTwoMatterFeltMonthsClothesNo Matter WhatYeahSizePermanentCurseMakeupClownGeek Author:Rick Riordan
“Oh. Yeah. That does make sense.” Shaylin hesitated. “But I don’t know which dorm room is hers.” “Third floor, number thirty-six. When they shared a brain, they used to say it stood for their chest size. I said it was their combined IQ.” “Of course you did,” Shaylin said. “See, you do understand me!” Aphrodite said with fake enthusiasm.” KnowsDoeSaidUsedCoursesRoomsNumbersBrainSixThirdsYeahSizeEnthusiasmMake SenseFakeThirtyChestsUnderstand MeAphroditeDormsDorm Rooms Author:P. C. Cast