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Famous Bill Hicks Quotes
“Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.”
“I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.”
“I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.”
“I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.”
“I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.”
“Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.”
“It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.”
“Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.”
“Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.”
“Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.”
“Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.”
“People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?”