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Famous Dave Attell Quotes
“Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.”
“Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.”
“So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.”
“I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.”
“I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.”
“Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.”
“I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.”