“I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.”
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Famous Dave Attell Quotes
“I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.”
“I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.”
“Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!”
“When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.”
“Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.”
“So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.”