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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life.

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“But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books I'd probably love if I ever got to them.”

Ifs Knows Book Feelings Reading

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“Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.”

Ifs Knows Writing Remember Know How Smart Dresses Editors

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“Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.”

Knows Important Humor Funny Lasts Culture Nations Week Majors Humorous Destroyed Canada Sophisticated Boast Beavers

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“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.”

Knows Real Funny New York Travel Locals Suspects Airports Pranks

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Born: July 3, 1947
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Quotes: 831

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