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Famous David Sedaris Quotes
“Often I'd take out my magnifying glass and stare into the chaos that was her face.”
“The Greeks had invented democracy, built the Acropolis and called it a day.”
“...clatter of a typwriter suggests that you're actually building something.”
“Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.”
“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.”
“You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.”
“Weird doors open. People fall into things.”
“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”
“All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.”
“I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.”
“The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.”
“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
“I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.”
“there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring.”