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Famous Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes
“You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business.”
“I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.”
“Seeing One am undone! Enemy nor lo! friend- sans One -is none. That! is "am" One-o-One!”
“Respect all people as you do your people, and you would be a fine people.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“Stop cribbing! Go, get a life. But then, perhaps you hate life. In that case, get a wife.”
“Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today.”
“Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.”
“The 'Good News' is, the messiah cometh. The bad news is, he never does.”
“Don't worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.”
“I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”
“Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.”
“I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.”
“How did I get 'IT'? - By crying, begging, yelping! - Any of this helping?”