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Famous Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes
“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.”
“By dog! I love you, and your hate spewing god. How became so both of you, dog?”
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.”
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.”
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”
“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”