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Famous Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes
“Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them - mankind.”
“To unlearn the bullshit one has learned takes more than a life time.”
“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.”
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.”
“The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.”
“Yeah, I assure you I hear you perfectly. But my ears don't do so as deftly.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“Stop cribbing! Go, get a life. But then, perhaps you hate life. In that case, get a wife.”
“I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”
“Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.”
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”
“Come on, let your silly egotistical self be gone! And then only THAT WHICH IS will be shown.”
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”