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Famous Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.”
“The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.”
“Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.”
“I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.”
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”
“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
“I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.”
“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”
“I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone”
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”