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Famous Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes
“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.”
“Yeah, I assure you I hear you perfectly. But my ears don't do so as deftly.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.”
“I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.”
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.”
“Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.”
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”
“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”
“I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone”
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”