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Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances.

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“People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.”

People Writing Kids School Not Interested Very Happy Sitcom Aggravation

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“You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!”

Knows Has Beens School Remember Causes Lines Careers High School Lawyer Chickens Airplane Cannons Plumber

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“You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.”

Ifs Might Kids School Clothes Buying Dishes Delay Payment Redneck Satellites You Might Be A Redneck If

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“You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.”

Ifs Might School Class Path Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Redneck Humor Restroom

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“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”

Ifs Might School Wife High School Dating Currents Daddy Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dad Redneck Humor

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“You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.”

Ifs Might School Father Quitting Opening Redneck Larry You Might Be A Redneck If Racks

Book:No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma

Source: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma

“You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.”

Ifs Has Beens Might School Mother Fighting Sports Events Involved High School Fists Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If

Book:You might be a redneck if--

Source: You might be a redneck if--

“I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.”

School Together Keys High School Tonight Crap Janitor

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“Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!”

Ends School Hell Car High School Window Shooting Hanging Out

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“You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.”

Ifs Might School Games Basketball High School Rain Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Basketball Game

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“You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.”

Knows Children School Stuff Teacher Teaching More Money

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

About the Author

Born: September 6, 1958
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 310

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