“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.”
“You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.”
“You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.”
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“If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
“You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.”