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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
“You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.”
“You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.”
“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
“You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs