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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.”
“You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.”
“You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.”
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.”
“You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”