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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.”
“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”
“The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.”
“By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.”
“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.”
“You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!”
“If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”