“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!”
“If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.”
“You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”