You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is Th...
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“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
“That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?”
“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
“Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.”
“It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.”
“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
“What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.”
“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”
“If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.”
“The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.”